Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of by Louise Rennison

By Louise Rennison

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the scale of a small Labrador, purely mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to tug him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly undies worn by means of previous Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the element of them, besides? they simply cross up your bum, so far as i will tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me through a qualified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a 12 months within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious e-book will depart you guffawing out loud. As Georgia may say, it is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for adolescence Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), best 10 formative years First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor publication, 2001 most sensible Books for teenagers (ALA), and 2001 fast alternatives for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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She certainly did not look at all well and she was as stiff as a board. I couldn’t see her breathing. ” And then she said, “Lift her up,” and it was really freakydeaky because I just slightly lifted with my two fingers and she sort of rose up really easily as if she was light as a feather. She was right above our heads. It was weird. After a couple of minutes we all simultaneously got the jitters and let her down really heavily onto the desk. m. I woke up with a start because I heard the bedroom door open.

Jas is unbearable since the party. She sent me notes all through maths. Dear Gee-gee, Tom is sooooo cool. He walked me home and then, when we got to the door, he gave me a really nice kiss on the cheek. His lips are really soft and he smells nice, not like my brother. He asked for my phone number—do you think he will call? What day do you think he will call? It’s Monday today and I saw him on Friday so that is three days already. I’d call tonight if I was him, wouldn’t you? Should I say yes to any day he says for a date?

What has she been snogging with—a calf? I think it is so common. Why would you let someone bite you? The day dragged by. I really am going to complain about Miss Stamp—she should be working in a prison. I’m sure she has done before. Even though it was icy outside she insisted that in our games period we run round the hockey pitch. You could see your breath. She found Jackie and Alison hiding in the showers having a fag and made them change into their sports knickers and do the circuit twice. Which is almost a reason to have her as a teacher.

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